Monday, July 7, 2008

In case your vibrator craps out



Those look awfully similar don't ya think?
You can use the Oral-B "Pulsar" toothbrush as a valid substitute. I bought this fabulous product last week thinking it might help get my teeth extra clean, but instead all I can think about when using it is just how dildo like it is. It doesn't "do" anything but vibrate at a high speed. If you bite on it, to use both of your hands, it will shake your brain silly. It doesn't really do anything for the brushing but makes me blush a bit every time I turn it on. So if you are in a pinch and the nearest xxx store is too far, your local HEB (or Target in my case) carries a fabulous $4 & change pocket rocket disquised as a toothbrush, enjoy.

4 comments:

Mia's Mama said...

That's hilarious! If only I could get off on 2 AA batteries! Mine's a wall unit ;p

Stephanie said...

That is too funny!! I like how you said you blushed while using it. HA!

Andrea said...

:snorts:

=)

Seeking Sara said...

That's hilarious! If only I could get off on 2 AA batteries! Mine's a wall unit ;p
You crack me up Tanya! I don't know this thing vibrates really fast, it might just do the trick! (not that I've used it that way mind you)